Yesterday riots broke containment university tuition fees." I find it pathetic that in Montreal they riot about tuition;In Vancouver we riot because the Canucks lose...An actual reason", says hard core Canucks fan Bob. Most people are appalled about the fact that people would riot for such a stupid reason. The minister of education did not comment.

A study recently released by the Independent Union of Students shows that out of desperation and boredom students are starting to beg teachers for more homework."I have to much time on my hands, so much time that I get a full 10 hours of sleep every night", Claims Collingwood student Bob. Marly Joe, an expert in this field says that-" Students need more homework to fill the horrible void in their lives, the government must pass a law tat requires teachers to give out homework on demand." For now students will have to continue begging and bribing teachers for more marks.

Funny

Personally I find jokes such as "Yo Mama" jokes not funny, the joke doesent have to be right in your face.  This is an example of a good joke that isn't too obvious. I also find photos that make fun of the skewed views of society is amusing and awfully true.

My Life

Work is pretty hard to come by around these parts, and it doesent help them all them coast dwellers be hatin' on us labourers. Most of the time we Oakies spend our time caroling away the boredom and drinkin' away our sorrows. My wife bhas been holarin' at me every day tetlling me to get of ma lazy behind and get a job. I try to tell her there aint no jobs, but she just wont listen. My wife be the laziest of all spending all the money I earn on dresses on corsets and jewelry when we can barely afford a scrap of bread.

American Dream

The American Dream is the ideal that states everybody has the opportunity to lead a successful life through hard work an perseverance. James Truslow Adams once said "life should be better and richer and fuller for everyone, with opportunity for each according to ability or achievement" regardless of social class or circumstances of birth."

Today the American Dream is about being an educated person and making money through business.

Me

Hello,


My name is Daniel Stoyak. I am Russian but live in canada and go to Collingwood school. Enjoy my blog!!