My Life

Work is pretty hard to come by around these parts, and it doesent help them all them coast dwellers be hatin' on us labourers. Most of the time we Oakies spend our time caroling away the boredom and drinkin' away our sorrows. My wife bhas been holarin' at me every day tetlling me to get of ma lazy behind and get a job. I try to tell her there aint no jobs, but she just wont listen. My wife be the laziest of all spending all the money I earn on dresses on corsets and jewelry when we can barely afford a scrap of bread.