Yesterday riots broke containment university tuition fees." I find it pathetic that in Montreal they riot about tuition;In Vancouver we riot because the Canucks lose...An actual reason", says hard core Canucks fan Bob. Most people are appalled about the fact that people would riot for such a stupid reason. The minister of education did not comment.

A study recently released by the Independent Union of Students shows that out of desperation and boredom students are starting to beg teachers for more homework."I have to much time on my hands, so much time that I get a full 10 hours of sleep every night", Claims Collingwood student Bob. Marly Joe, an expert in this field says that-" Students need more homework to fill the horrible void in their lives, the government must pass a law tat requires teachers to give out homework on demand." For now students will have to continue begging and bribing teachers for more marks.